Sexual orientations

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else, after the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court in 2015, when ban on gay marriages has been lifted, many people started "coming out of the closet" and informing parents and friends. I had my thoughts, some personal experiences, I read and talked with some people and I decided I should write a text like that. I learned something new over the last couple of weeks, and maybe you'll learn something from me now.
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First, we all know at least one orientation - heterosexuality. Probably 90% people around us are heterosexuals and most likely very proud of it. Usually we know about homosexuality and bisexuality as well, but how many of us do not realize that there is more than just those three?

1. Heterosexuality, which is sexual attraction to the opposite gender
2. Homosexuality, which is sexual attraction to the same gender
1. Gay Bear, which is sexual attraction to masculinity
2. Lipstick Lesbian, which is sexual attraction to really feminine women
3. Androphilia, which is sexual attraction to men or masculinity regardless of someones's gender
4. Gynephilia, which is sexual attraction to to women or femininity regardless of someone's gender
5. Autosexuality, which prefers masturbation over any other sexual activities
6. Bisexuality, which is sexual attraction to men and women
7. Pansexuality, which is sexual attraction to all genders and sexes
8. Polysexuality is when a person is of non-binary gender (not "men" or "women") and who is sexually attracted to others regardless of their sexual identity
9. Demisexuality, which is a sexual attraction only after a very deep, strong emotional bond
10. Skoliosexual, which is sexual attraction to those who are non-binary
11. Lithsexual, which is sexual attraction to someone but no desire for this attraction to be reciprocated
12. Asexuality, which is no sexual attraction whatsoever
1. 13 different variations depending on romantic attachments to others
13. I might have accidentally leave someone out, if so, please let me know

Some people will say that it's all some joke and it's stupid, others will say that everything that's not hetero is a sin, others will say something different. My opinion will stay private, here are just facts :-)